YOU THOUGHT YOU'D HEARD THE LAST FROM THEM!!!

THEY LIED!!!

BACK IN TORONTO FOR A WEEK OF SIN, FILTH,
& TOTAL DISGREGARD FOR CIVIC LAWS!!!

BACK TO RECLAIM THE NORTH-BY-NORTH-EAST FESTIVAL
FOR THEIR OWN SORDID  PROFIT AND GAIN!!!

ROCK 'N' ROLL DEMIGODS FROM BEYOND THE SOUTHERN COSMOS...

WHITE
COWELL
OKLAHOMA

HERE'S THE COWBELL SCHEDULE, SO YOU CAN DO LESS
THINKIN, AND MORE DRINKIN!!!

THURSDAY JUNE 10
WCO FLATBED ASSAULT!!!
Holy Sheeit!!! Look for the magnificent sight of Cowbell ROCKING THE STREETS OF TORONTO! WCO is coming to you! Free of charge! Wherever you are!
Look for the shocking enormity of the 'Bell's vehicle and PA system!
THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

FRIDAY JUNE 11
WCO LATE SHOW!!!
Gawdang!!! If yer in the know, y'all will be attending the most dazzling, fantastic Cowbell event of the decade!!! It's now your job, dear citizen, to find out exactly where this will be ocurring! Hint: It'll be happening very late, it'll be hot, the booze will flowing, and the rock shall be mighty! Cowbell's new "Monster Railroad" video will also be shown. Others rumors say that the band will explode out of hidden trampoline trap doors and hit the stage in an orgiastic frenzy of amphetamine-driven rock 'n' roll magnificence. Ladies, bring a spare pair of panties. And what's that about Detroit rock legends? No, impossible.

SATURDAY JUNE 12
WCO BBQ & ELMO SHOW!!!
Sweet Mama!!! Unconfirmed reports say the 'Bell has something to do with the downtown Toronto nude bicycle race on Saturday afternoon. That's just crazy talk, cuz they prefer nude handgliding. There's also whispers of an exclusive afternoon Cowbell BBQ, with tons of beer, red meat and hot mamas abounding. Very exclusive, of course. Will you have the VIP pass?
And of course, WCO wraps up NXNE in the final slot of the festival:
EL MOCAMBO @ 1 AM
(464 Spadina Ave.)
Also on the bill, local lunatics THE GOLDEN DOGS -- look for an onstage musical battle between the two!

GAWDAMMIT!!!! COULD THIS WEEK BE ANY BETTER???!!!

But what, you ask, about the rest of Canada???

WE'VE GOT AN ANSWER FOR YOU TOO!!!
ROCK 'N' ROLL SALVATION IS COMING!!!

"THE WHITE COWBELL OKLAHOMA
CROSS-CONTINENTAL BAR-B-Q 2004"

Confirmed Dates (MORE COMING!):
July 15 - Royal Albert Hotel, Winnipeg
July 16 - Amigos, Saskatoon
July 17 - Night Gallery, Calgary (STAMPEDE TIME!!!)
July 20 - Lucky, Victoria
July 22 - Media Club, Vancouver
July 24 - Sidetrack, Edmonton
July 29 - Soundchecks, Thunder Bay
July 30 - CMH, Sault Ste. Marie
July 31 - Estrada Hall, Mexico City
Aug. 1 - Nero Hall, Sao Paulo

UNTIL THEN, WATCH "MONSTER RAILROAD" ON
 www.whitecowbell.com
LOOK AND LISTEN FOR IT ON TV AND RADIO SOON!

Oh, and this album rules!

Find it. Buy it. Love it.
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