THIS IS THE LAST COWBELL NOTIFICATION FOR SOME
TIME --
DIG IT NOW BEFORE THE ROAD AND INCARCERATION
SEND THE '
ROCK 'N' ROLL REMINDER!
You are cordially invited
to a filthy, rock 'n' roll sanctuary, safe from the clutches of timid, conservative
bunk...
THE
CLASH OF THE
SMUT-ROCK
TITANS!!!
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This
Friday!!!
May
14th @
THE
MOD CLUB THEATRE
722
College St.
Toronto,
Canada
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featuring Rock n Roll
Demigods..
from the depths of southern-space...
from the fourth dimension of the Rock-o-verse...
WHITE
COWBELL
VIDEO RELEASE BONANZA!!!
WWW.WHITECOWBELL.COM
with special guests...
(from
DEMOLITION
DOLL RODS
OTHER SPECIAL SURPRISE GUESTS APLENTY!
SEE: Cowbell's new video masterpiece,
"MONSTER RAILROAD" on the BIG SCREEN!
SEE: Nubile bodies, rampant nudity!
SEE: Guitar Army, the return of
the Rock-opalypse!
SEE: Chainsaw carnage, power tools
unleashed!
SEE: Nugent-style BBQ, wild beasts
conquered!
SEE: Substance abuse, carefree copulation,
shame!
SEE: Video screen dazzlement, trippy madness!
SEE:
SEE: Rock 'n' Boogie abandon, Testosterone
onslaught!
WHOOOO WHEEEEEEE!!!!
Ok, people, we've been real, real, real busy-like.
We've got out our drawin' pencils workin, n'stuff. Check this out...
(ritzy neighborhood poster)
(trashy neighborhood poster)
Dammit, I don't got
time to write - too much rockin' to do!
Yee haww, come out to the Friday Bonanza!
Can't talk, gotta rock!
cLeM
NOTE:
May 27 @ Cafe Campus
CROSS-COSMOS TOUR THIS SUMMER!!
"THE WHITE COWBELL CROSS-CONTINENTAL
BAR-B-Q!"
THE ROCK SHALL COME FORTH
LIKE A MIGHTY TIDE OF SIN & SALVATION!!!
WATCH THE "MONSTER RAILROAD" VIDEO ON
WWW.WHITECOWBELL.COM
and...
YOU NEED THIS ALBUM.
IT'S GOOD.
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