|The Passed-out Leg-Twitch Guy|
|I am living at home with my 'rents in Ottawa, Canada. I'm only 16, ya know.|
|Well, I'm still at CHS and I'm in grade 10 now. I'm working hard at my sciences and my maths, I love both. I want to be a chemical engineer or a physasist. I can't spell it though. Sad, eh?|
|The creative process is a long hard road. Kinda like this really tiny guy trying to play American Gladiators. Do you know that show? Anyway you have to run through this gauntlet while you're shot at and hit and beaten. If you make it to the end of the tunnel, then you're a hero. That's kinda the way I see it. You just struggle for so long until about halfway through you just want to quit. But you don't. You take those extra painful steps and out comes a sketch or a show that is amazing.|
|I wrote a series of plays when I was between the ages of 6
and 8 and they were amazing. I had set up a whole theatre in my basement
and my buds and I would put on shows and charge admission. Then we'd blow
it all on candy. Good times.
I did a sock puppet film for a project. It was all sappy and I made my class cry. Got 100% on it.
There's this one song on the piano that I play over and over and over again.
I have designs of numerous weapons. That's why I want to be an engineer.
To design military weapons of mass destruction. Kinda negative yeah, but
at least I know who I am.
| Stage plays:
Lord Of The Flies, Boy Soldier, Through The Looking Glass, The Tempest, and various school-related plays.
Television: I was in an episode of Star Trek.
I'm really into sports.....aggressive sports. I play football, lacrosse and do martial arts. I relieve a lot of stress that way. It's good for me.
|I have a wonderful girlfriend whom I love very much. We just passed a year and a half in our wonderful relationship. All my love goes out to her and will be immortalised on this page. God that was sappy, didn't know I had it in me! Anyway her name is CHELSEA and I love her with all my heart and all my soul. I live for her.|
|FAVOURITE BOFA MOMENT|
|It has to be when I had missed all my meals for a day and then went to BOFA. I was so dizzy and hungry, and when I tried to stretch by touching my toes, I fell over and passed out. I was out for almost 10 minutes and woke up to all the friendly faces of my team members. All those laughing happy faces who had left me on the floor in a heap twitching because they thought it was a joke. Only after I was motionless for 7 minutes did they think there was a problem. Ahh yes, and when I returned from the many tests at the hospital, to rejoin BOFA for the last bit of rehearsal (and that's some FUCKING dedication) I was met with a standing ovation. And lots of hugs and kisses. It was a nice warm fuzzy moment for me.|
|Right now, sleep. In the distant future I don't know. I'll drift wherever I want and do what I want. You only live once and I plan to fill that life with everything I can possibly do and experience. Granted this takes mad cash so I'm planning on having a great job after going to university, and having kids and a family and growing old with my love....god my free-will life just became very structured. I think I'm gonna cry.|
|FAVOURITE OF THE THINGS YOU DO|
|I would have to say my girlfriend. I'm sorry this is sappy again but she truly is the best part of my life. I live but for her love. I live because she lives. If she died, I'd kill myself in less than a heartbeat. I would sacrifice my life for her and I would take life for her. Anyone who has had the privilege of feeling what I feel is lucky beyond words. Most of you think I'm just a sappy little guy, but when you have the pleasure of feeling this way, you'll be just as awe-struck as I am.|
|ENJOYED THE MOST|
|I most enjoyed our work with clown. When we took the bus from the school to MOMO's house and we did it all in clown it was amazing. We had the whole bus laughing and it was a great feeling.|
|ANY HONOUR, TITLE, RECOGNITION OVERLOOKED SO FAR?|
|--ummm......I am a black belt in karate, I'm on the honour role at school and I almost won the school Oscar for biggest flirt. HA!|
|MOST PROUD OF?|
|I am most proud, because I think this is supposed to relate to BOFA, of the Life scene I did with Rae at our first competition. We both did such a good job. People I didn't even know were coming up to me and congratulating me on it. It made me proud.|
|WHAT HAS BEEN MOST DIFFICULT?|
|Most difficult is theme game. My brain shuts down during that game and I don't know why.|
|Just a plush bean bag doll of me to be sold on the net so that everyone can have their very own little Josh. That would be so cool.|